What is claimed and what cannot be claimed
If Fourteen Bindle Stick Frank were so inclined, they might have been stomping down to "Cumberland Gap" when the bluegrass guys were learning to compose with a fourth chord. But Frank never learned Cumberland Gap, and couldn't pick it out of a lineup. When the bald guy has too much to drink he slurs through the following as both self-defining and stolen:
" I am hairless through the judicious use of baldness microbes which permeate my skin from the groin to the dome and eat away all the follicles, without fearing that my eyebrows might fall out, since these microbes are rumored to attack only fresh young hairs. From my groin down to my feet, in contrast, I am sheathed in a satyric black fur, for I am a man to an improper degree. "
